Fairytale

[Verse 1] Cinderella's on her bedroom floor She's got a Crush on the guy at the liquor store Because Mr. Charming don't come home anymore And she forgets why she came here Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood For shame she says None for you dear prince, I'm tired today I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming [Chorus] Because I don't care for your fairy tales You're so worried about the maiden though you know She's only waiting on the next best thing [Verse 2] Snow White is doing dishes again cause What else can you do With seven itty-bitty men? Sends them to bed and calls up a friend Says will you meet me at midnight? The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows [Chorus] [Verse 3] Once upon a time in a far-away kingdom Man made up a story said that I should believe him Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight But I don't want the next best thing So I sing and hold my head down and I break these walls round me Can't take no more of your fairytale love [Chorus] [Outro] I don't care [x2] Worry bout the maiden though you know She's only waiting spent the whole life Being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb appreciation But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending Because I don't want the next best thing No, no, I don't want the next best thing