Royale With Cheese

Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino JULES -- okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? VINCENT Okay what d'you want to know? JULES Hash is legal there, right? VINCENT Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places JULES Those are hash bars? VINCENT Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter cause -- get a load of this Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have JULES Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm f**kin' goin' VINCENT You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? JULES What? VINCENT It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got Here, but it's just there's a little difference JULES Examples? VINCENT Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f**k A Quarter Pounder is JULES What'd they call it? VINCENT They call it Royale with Cheese JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac JULES (repeating) Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french Fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES What? VINCENT Mayonnaise JULES Goddamn! VINCENT I seen 'em do it, man. They f**kin' drown 'em in this shit JULES Uuccch!