D i t c h

I am crawling back down in the ditch today I got a crazy-ass wife Got a baby on the way Glad i got work Glad i got pay I’m crawling back down in the ditch today The crew’s a bunch of stoners The boss is a shit Be a miracle if one of us Does not get hit By a ton of pipe On a cheap ass chain Swinging round the sky In this pouring ass rain I am crawling back down in the ditch today I got a crazy-ass wife Got a baby on the way Glad i got work Glad i got pay I’m crawling back down in the ditch today My crazy-ass wife She’s nutty as her brother Supposed to marry rich According to her mother Supposed to marry up Now she is knocked up down By a poor man Wrestling a pipe in the ground I am crawling back down in the ditch today I got a crazy-ass wife Got a baby on the way Glad i got work Glad i got pay Crawling back down in the ditch today My wife god bless her and for what it is worth Thinks she and taylor swift Were twins at birth Separated at birth Earth to wife Wife to earth I am crawling back down in the ditch today I got a crazy-ass wife A baby on the way Glad i got work Glad i got pay Crawling back down in the ditch today I’m glad i got work Glad i got pay I’m crawling back down in the ditch today