Jake from State Farm

[Chorus] I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart [Verse 1] Why you always sound so formal on the phone? Talkin' kinda low, like you're not alone Guessin' she's around you Puttin' on her clothes, wonder if she knows [Pre-Chorus] Every night you're in the kitchen When she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspicion 'Cause they're still in the sink Every mornin' when she questions it You get out of confessin' 'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me [Chorus] I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh) I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh) If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart [Verse 2] Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt No, I've never worked in customer support I'll never do your taxes, and I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl [Pre-Chorus] Every night you're in the kitchen When she thinks you're doing dishes But she's growing a suspicion 'Cause they're still in the sink Every mornin' when she questions it You get out of confessin' 'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me [Chorus] I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh) I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh) If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it I don't want no half-price love I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm And break someone's heart [Post-Chorus] I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm I don't wanna be (I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm) I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (I don't want to be your eight-hundred call) I don't wanna be