The Baddest Man Alive

[Verse 1: Dan Auerbach] I could take the pitchfork from the Devil Keep a super-suit like I'm Incredible From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'll grab a crocodile by its tail Handcuff the judge and throw the cops in jail Make the meanest woman breakdown and cry I'm the baddest man alive [Chorus: Dan Auerbach] I'm the baddest man alive I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive [Verse 2: RZA] Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times and you knock on wood Candy man hooks, I terrorize your hood Flashing Mac's on a cop the way a gangsta should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath then I walk through fire Bear-hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty Take the Sergeant's hat from his head and use it for a frisbee Spit in the crocodile face Have a ménage à trois with two female apes Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives I drank honey straight from the beehive Bungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked! Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked! With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die When the Grim Reaper come, I'll look him right in his eye I'll bust in the face of the witch of the east Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, (ha ha ha) I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I date-raped beauty right in front of the beast The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die [Chorus: Dan Auerbach] I'm the baddest man alive I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive