Lamp God (Rap God Parody)

[Intro] I'm beginning to feel like a lamp god, lamp god All these fake fans wanna be part of the lamp squad, lamp squad Now who thinks their bulbs are bright enough to max watt, max watt? They said I'm hot, and I'm store bought for more than laptops [Verse 1] But I need a hat like a lamp shade, just to keep in my heat I plug in laptops, I got Adapt Sockets My shade is so hot, I heat up Hot Pockets I got a fat knot, in my backdrop Got a million, or a billion wattage Edison knows me As the real Thomas, Though my name isn't Tom Riddle me on this, more volts? Voldymort, Expelliarmus, And I know that I can't rap all that well Gibberish, A little asian? (Alliteration) This chickidy, mc-idy flipity-flip flop You don't really wanna get into a lampin match With this lamppity-Lamp Slappin a Mac, On the back, Where the laptop back cracks like a Tic Tac Snakity Snak, Now back to the lamp rap And pretend these lyrical "Tic & Tacs" Are really Eminems I spat I still be able, To outshine a Lava-Lampin' Table Bright as a flash, Like a low-lit-Snap-Chat that's on a 5S! Now it dosen't really matter, What I say right here Just gotta keep it fast, So your ears can't hear But you gotta make sure that when you're ending a line, It's close enough, close enough to a rhyme!! ASDF LMNOP 123, Everybody follow me, Cause this is the part Most vital for applause, back to the start, end with the title LAMP GOD!!!!!!