Legend Has It

[Verse 1: Killer Mike] Hear what I say, we are the business today Fuck shit is finished today (what) RT & J, we the new PB & J We dropped a classic today (what) We did a tablet of acid today Lit joints with the matches and ashes away SKRRRT! We dash away Donner and Dixon, the pistol is wrapped on the way [Verse 2: El-P] Doctors of death Curing our patients of breath We are the pain you can trust Crooked at work Cookin' up curses and slurs Smokin' my brain into mush I became famous for flamin' you fucks Maimin' my way through the brush There is no training or taming of me and my bruh Look like a man, but I'm animal raw [Verse 3: Killer Mike] We are the murderous pair That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there Then went to Hell and discovered the devil Delivered some hurt and despair Used to have powder to push Now I smoke pounds of the kush Holy, I'm burnin' a bush Now I give a fuck about none of this shit Jewel runner over and out of this bitch [Hook] Woo! Woo! Step into the spotlight, woo! Woo! [Verse 4: El-P] Copping of uppers and downers get done I'm in a rush to be numb Droppin' a thousand ain't much Come from the clouds On a missile to turn this whole town into dust Don't make a sound, baby, hush I am the living swipe right on the mic, I'm a slut I don't know how to not spit like a lout I'll spill a pound of my kids on your couch [Verse 5: Killer Mike] Half of a mongrel and mythical team Villainous treacherous things Legend says El is a spawn out of Hell The myth is my mama's a murderous queen Your life can end like in Godfather 1 You get the gun as I christen my son If I die today and it's Hell I should pay Tell the Lord Mikey said, "Fuck, it was fun" [Verse 6: El-P] Every new record's my dick in a box We get a doozy, the mula's a lock You're getting used to me doing no wrong I don't play chicken, you prick, I'm a fox You wanna kick it, I'll give you the rocks You kiss the wood chipper blade if you balk I'm fuckin' magic, in fact I'm a warlock of talk I got a unicorn horn for a (stop) [Hook] Woo! Woo! Step into the spotlight, woo! Woo! [Interlude] And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! And the crowd goes RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! [Verse 7: Killer Mike] Mike Pentangeli won't snitch I'll rent a room at the Ritz I'll sip a fifth of the whisk I'll smoke a dub in the tub Then I will split both my wrists [Verse 8: El-P] I'll pull a sword on you simps Just with a flick of the wrist Get your neck giving up mist Me and Mike skip away whistlin' and grin Every day's golden when you only win [Verse 9: Killer Mike & El-P] Bullyin' bastards and beatin' on beats Sounds like a day at the beach, preach I keep it middle school, step on your feet Before you can speak, blow to the teeth [Verse 10: El-P] We move among the ones you think are meek You think I'm lion, you right, see my teeth Don't be a bore when I'm roaring vamoose Hunting's no fun when your prey doesn't move I'll put a gun to a bunny like choose Say somethin' funny or bunny go boom You got a bevy of shit you could groove We'd like to thank you for choosing our crew [Verse 11: Killer Mike] And that's from the crew you can trust Warranty plus for fuckin' shit up We are the no-gooders, do-gooders Known to the dancers and dealers and doers of dust