Russia's Gay

[Hook 1] Russia's gay In it everyone has AIDS And they all got it from buttsex Their president fingerbangs them little kids [Verse 1] I wait so long in the snow for one little piece of bread And I have been drunk since I was born and I keep Mongolians in a cage I'm poor, I sold my child for a sip of vodka My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska At my space station we try to send a cardboard box up into the sky When the wall came down and them Russians rushed out it was a day when freedom won If Mr. Putin wants to invade Georgia, we'll be waiting here with guns I live in Atlanta [Hook 2] Russia's gay They suck a lot of long dicks On the Internet, Russia's gay They like to touch on young boys a little bit [Hook 1] [Verse 2] I eat sour dough, it no good, I have never seen a real black man And I have ten kids I can't feed, I hope we fight a nuclear war Da, I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner We have a wall to keep my people in here The KGB arresting me cause they catch me touching myself Tell the troops right now, time to bomb Moscow, fun time and games are done We should kill them Ruskis and take their land cause it's far from Mexico This one's for 9/11 [Hook 3] Russia's gay It looks like Candyland And the palace is plastic They wear those dumb fucked up hats with fur on it [Hook 1] [Verse 3] Hey, let me tell you right now, them Russians ain't gonna take Vietnam Not without me in charge I got a mail order bride, came here in a box from Petersburg She left her fucking kid to starve Hey, Mr. Obama, get your club and go have a word with Medvedev Get him good in the chest And tell Mr. Ching Chang Chong if he wants to get involved All your missiles won't add inches to your penis When the wall came down and them Russians rushed out it was a day when freedom won But then when David Hasselhoff started singing on cars they were putting the wall back up Cause baby Russia's fucking gay [Hook 1] (x2)