Rebecca's Black (High Day)

[Verse 1] Everyday I wake up in the morning Smack my bitch, where’s breakfast, bitch? Tell a bitch once, she goes cooks up some shit Bitch better not burn that shit Which kinda drug should I get fucked up with? Gotta get a buzz and I smoke Rocks Watch Good Morning America Smokin' my crack Bitches tryin' to fuck me Ninjas tryin' to jump me Bitch says "Yo man, I'm done Cookin up the meth..." [Chorus] It's High Day High Day Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day Everybody's smokin' on purple keef No cheap shit High day High day Order-crack-online day Smoke coke and choke a bitch Cuz she be speakin' Smokin' me smokin' some CRACK Smokin' me smokin' I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy [Verse 2] Bitch I get high and plant bombs on the highway Watch 'em blow up and I snort some white Blunts, guns, out in the sun I'm too stoned to choke a bitch Slap a bitch, smack a bitch Mix heroin with Special K Stop by Kindergarten To buy some fuckin Ritalin Bitches tryin' to fuck me Ninjas tryin' to jump me Gonna get my gun and shoot some Hippies in the chest.... [Chorus] It's high day High day Give-a-bitch-a-black-eye day Everybody's smoking on kush And keepin the streets clean High day High day Chill-with-a-black-guy day Clean off your heroin needle With some bleach, yeah Smokin' me smoking some CRACK Smokin' me smoking I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun You know this needle has some HIV on it [Verse 3] Yes, Justin Beaver's gay (No I'm not, since when is Bi gay?) We We We getting high, kids We getting high, bitch We got a eightball of cocaine Tommorrow I go back to bein' a Public school teacher I'm be getting high for all of today... (This song needs somebody BLACK!) Bitch ass, ho' ass, trick ass ninja! Push you out the window like Chris Brown Smack a bitch in the mouth like Chris Brown When I'm done with a bitch I piss brown(Woo!) You heard-a 9/11? That was me That Columbine bullshit? That was me You wanna fuck around in Iraq with me? I leave you passed out covered in crap and pee! [Chorus] High Day High Day Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day Everybody's smokin' on purple keef No cheap shit High day High day Order-crack-online day Smoke coke and choke a bitch Cuz she be speakin' Smokin' me smokin' some CRACK Smokin' me smokin' I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy [Outro] Bitch everybody show them titties C'mon c'mon everybody now Yo titties now Everybody now C'mon c'mon Everybody show me yo titties now