Osama Bin Found

[Intro] We now return to Celebrity Apprentice Now Lil Jon, why you think ya team lost? WHAT? You're supposed to be this great rapper How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch? [Verse 1: Obama] My fellow Americans I have, uh, some shit to tell you I know one president Getting some anal from Michelle Bitch, I got him Saw Bin Laden out in Pakistan Shot him in the dome and told him There you go I got him yo Solved a fuckin' problem, Joe Let's break out the Hennessy Everybody smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee Now let us see which durka durka wants another round from me Thought I told you crackers You don't wanna fuck around with me [Verse 2: Osama Bin Laden] Ay, bro, recognize me? I look like the durky Selling you a slurpee So much noise about me Everybody judge me No one ever loves me They say That I'm dead But they don't even know I work at liquor store They test my DNA 'This says Kareem Abdul Jabbar' 'Yeah, that's him' I drive a cab in New York I did 9/11 I fight for Jihad Al-Qaeda give me discount card [Hook: Obama] Bitch, please B-b-bitch, please Get off your fuckin' camel Get your fuckin' sandals Taking We're t-t-taking All your fucking countries From you fucking monkeys [Bridge: Osama Bin Laden] Bro I'm from Africa I come from Baghdad The Jews took my cologne I smell like a dog [Verse 3: Barack Obama] 'Mr. President, who should we blow up next?' Well, I know Prince William He livin' like a king He don't do shit He just sit and get shit for free How the hell are you gon' let him pay his wedding With the money he took from you, motherfucker Let him pay for it What a bunch of pale, cross-bred Yeah, they all fail One of them is dead And the others should be all in jail Oh, Prince Charles Livin' large But your mum in charge Fuck you William And tell the Queen To slob all on my knob [Verse 4: The Queen] We're all Livin' like kings Raping all the peasants Taking all their presents So much nice things We could have it all We take it from the poor (hee hee) They say we're inbred I gotta fuck me cousin Take a look at London They mad They want bread But they can eat me ass poo (laughter) [Hook: Obama] Bitch, please B-b-bitch please Take off the fuckin' crown and Blow your fuckin' man bitch Hey Queen H-h-hey Queen Get off the fuckin' horse and make a fuckin' sandwich [Bridge: Bin Laden] Bro Fuck you William And fuck your fat whore Bitch, you can suck my balls I fuck you by force [Verse 5: Donald Trump] Hello, my name is Donnie Trump (Donnie Trump) I make a billion every time I take a dump (take a dump) I don't need to win the White House I'll just buy it (buy it) I bought the Taliban And told Osama that he's fired (fired) Now I'm a smart guy What the hell's this Royal Wedding? I bought the palace And I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready (ready) So when you see the Prince of England Stare and point and say 'Ay, you got some free shit bozo' (you got some free shit) You got some free shit Free shit IT'S FREE SHIT! [Hook: Donald Trump] Bitch, please B-b-bitch please Get all ya fuckin' boys and Watch my fuckin' show, yeah Taking We're t-t-taking All ya fuckin' oil Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules! [Bridge: Bin Laden] Bro I'm from Africa Don't fuck with my bros My crew's from Mexico I blow myself up [Verse 6: Barack Obama] My fellow Americans Today Osama Bin Laden was found At a 7-11 in Pakistan, Ohio I greeted him there myself With a birthday card As I haven't seen him in over 10 years I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party He declined, so I shot him In the face Myself! We can all rest assured That Michelle will be giving me a blowjob tonight With her mouth this time [Outro] Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody? Michelle, what's that smell?