I Love Minorities

I think that every race Is a-okay We all have something to be proud of ('cept white people) I like very country the same Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in Or the ones that wanna bomb us! Women are as smart as me and you No! No! It's true! They could be president of this country I mean who cares? There's already a black! I love minorities Especially, people that get around in hweelchairss That's hot! I love everyone in the world! Becuase no one is different than no one Everyone is fuckin' like someone And if you fell like I do Take your hand and touch my balls And sing along this fuckin' song! Black people are good at playing basketball! Asians cook Chinee food on woks Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico! So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone! White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts! They need Jews to fill their tax forms Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs! We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff Sex, them Europeans Do it with kids It's like their proud of it or something It's legal in their countries Canadians, at age fifteen Can legally suck off dirty old man for money No they can't! OK, for free That's right! Everyone in the world's good Becuase no one is better than someone else is I'm down with women's circumcision So if you feel like I do (Your a homo) Take your ballsack and your bongo drum And sing this gay ass little song Black people are good at stealing stereos! They've got Jewish lawyers in court Muslims are the best at flying into stuff Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most Africans like lynching homosexuals Cubans turn dildos into boats Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes Everyone's special in their own gay little way Arab girls have got to be sweaty They put to death if they show they tittie That's baller shit I ain't even playin' Lemme tell you what's the same about the Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis They're all fuckin' crazy! Except the Swedish, they're just lazy And love the penis Yeah, those ladies in Sweden Got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing And Haitians love a good earthquake Caging a Mongol? Russian tradition Rape in the Congo? As long as it's women Taking a dump on someone else's culture and making fun of them just cause they're different And making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true? Don't to it So if you hate racist humour Get your pooper up And sing this fuckin' song! Black people are good at wheelchair basketball They got shot And now cannot walk Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible Everyone's good No one is better than someone White people can show black people how to vote Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good Blind black men can't play hockey, cause they're black Helen Keller can't drive becuase she's a woman Gary Coleman's gone It was so sad He was so young I mean he was like fifty-one But it's sad Because he looked like he was nine years old Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka? His wife did it! I love minorities