Al Qaedirection

Radio: Attention passengers Please listen To an important message By your flight's captain Zayn: Ima jihadi Da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn And I came Here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The One direction This airplane is Gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down, ..) Not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,..) We're gonna die bro (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,..) The one direction This airplane is Gonna fly is down One day I met my friends In Londonistan Harry Bols Louis B. Gay Niall Eleven Liam Bitchtits We started a group together And called it Al Qaedirection The One direction This airplane is gonna fly down Louis/Zayn What's up? Chippy chop I am Louis I like caulk I am Zayn From Iraq I run this shit I call the shots You're all my hostages This is a Jihad (Oh no) If u cooperate I'll show u my nuts Let's go Liam: I just heard X-factor's tonight Yeah Winners gets flown To the United States Then we could kill All of the whites (uh huh) Put your pants on This is our time Zayn: Ima jihadi Da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn And I came Here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The one direction This airplane is Gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down,...) Not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,..) We're gonna die bro (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,..) The one direction This airplane is Gonna fly is down Simon Cowell: That was absolutely DREADFUL Just might possibly The WORST Thing I heard In my ENTIRE Life Zayn: U were saying? Simon: That was fantastic Pack you're bags boys You're going to America Zayn: The one direction This airplane is gonna fly is down Harry/Louis/Zayn Oh gosh This is posh Where's the potty I must wash Are there no Crumpets to nosh? This what they Call a toothbrush? This shitty country Did some terrible stuff (u know) It would be funny If we blow it all up (O'yeah) Zayn/Niall The award show's Starting tonight (yeah) We'll perform And blow ourself up And die I'm not sure That i want to die (uh uh) Russell Brand Is the host Oh then alright Russel Brand: Next up we got Al Qaedirection With their hit single Ima Jihadi Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum Zayn: Ima jihadi Da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn And i came Here with some bombs So while i kill everyone The one direction This airplane is Gonna fly is down... Ima jihadi Da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn And i came Here with some bombs So while i kill everyone The one direction This airplane is gonna Fly is down Well that is my story bro A story of life Friendships And Jihad Now I'm in paradise With Uncle Osama And seventytwo directioners The one direction This airplane is gonna Fly is down