I Hate Your Pants

[Verse 1] Come away with me Let's journey to a land where men, are men And I wish, that this all was a dream Those skinny jeans, how do you get yo' balls in them things? And the day that my son should want a pair That's gon' be the same day that I put a gun to my head And why would you want your booty to stick out? Just be glad you're not in jail [Hook] You are gay to me, and that's okay to me But I still hate your pants You're a fag to me, long as you're happy, be But that don't mean I have to like your pants [Verse 2] Where did you buy those things? Are those designer jeans? Cause I haven't seen 'em at Saks And I wish, that this all was a dream You got a crotch like a Ken doll in them jeans And there's no way I should be able to see the imprint of your knees And them jeans, make you look like you got big feet And I wish that y'all would quit it with that dance And I hope y'all go to hell [Hook] [Outro] Skinny jeans really, gross me out It's just the whole concept, you know? Pullin them over your hairy man ass And then, havin to peel them off your hairy legs It's disgusting; Mickey Factz was In the same room with Joey, when he got punched in the eye I blame it on the skinny jeans I blame it on the skinny jeans cause he couldn't react fast enough Cause his legs was all caught up, in the skinny I hate skinny jeans