Fastes Rap EVER

[Normal Speed] I'm gonna show you the fastes flow Take all your money and all your dough! Drop heavy lines, so look out below I'll wake you up when I go-go go ! No one can touch me i know for sure Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video If Swag was a crime I'd be on death row Time for the Rap Baby go, me, go! [Getting faste and faster] My name is Roomie I'll one up you - welcome to 9 Mile I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the Candy Aisles Spit my flow so sick - then he'll me meet my bile I'll devor him and his Gang Nam Nam Nam Style Yeah people envy my rhymes - as they should But i also excel at making women feel good -- "ha" They call me black beard back in the hood Cause i look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere That is why I need to become a billionaire! Buy all the ice cream and no I won't frickin' share! Gonna become the heaviest - be on compare to Morgan Spurlock! Such a McChicken - he didn't even start to thicken Speed it up because time is tickin' I'm already late for some butterstick lickin' This should be impossible - Get on your knees and idolize My lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze I fill the guys with envy and the girls I fill with butterflies Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize! I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes Is altered and sped up, don't trust all that's on the internet guys!