Saint Bernard

There's a portrait on my wall A map of a friend Confer to where I call On whom I can depend My imaginary back door I have a saint Bernard Oh my lord In my big backyard La la, la la la La la, la la la Dispatches from the pound I recieve in my dreams Black tears of white and brown That's a rip on the scheme And life won't seem to hard If I had a Saint Bernard Oh my Lord It wouldn't be so hard La la, la la la La la, la la la Who else is going to rescue me when I'm face down in the snow? No other dog looks a bit like me I'm feeling Or unwilling Unable to make the show In my imaginary backyard There's a flask around his neck A brandy for me Sip on as I reflect On your mortality Like a four legged Minnie Maud I'm talking Saint Bernard On a four He's my minnie maud La la, la la la La la, la la la I'm talking Saint Bernard La la, la la la La la, la la la