Four Minutes

[Billy] Four minutes and counting [Jim] Okay... [Billy] They pressed the button, Jim [Jim] They pressed the button, Billy? What button? [Billy] The big red one [Jim] You mean the button? [Billy] Goodbye, Jim [Jim] Goodbye? Oh yes! This ain't au revoir, it's goodbye! Ha! Ha! [Molly] Everybody got someone they call home [Jim] This is K.A.O.S. It's a beautiful, balmy, Southern California summer day. It's 80 degrees- I said balmy; I could say bomb-y! Ha! Ha! Okay. I'm Jim, and this is Radio K.A.O.S. and with only four minutes left to us, let's use this as wisely as possible. Out at Dodger Stadium. It's the bottom of the seventh, the Dodgers are leading 3-0 over the Giants, and for those of you who are looking to go surfing tomorrow, too bad Phone rings [Jim] I'm kinda lost in here to tell you the truth. Okay, good. Ladies and gentlemen, if the reports that we are getting are correct, this could be it. Billy, if you're listening to me, please call now After a near miss on the plane You swear you'll never fly again After the first kiss when you make up You swear you'll never break up again And when you've just run a red light Sit shaking under the street light You swear to yourself you'll never drink and drive again Sometimes I feel like going home You swear you'll never let things go by again Sometimes I miss the rain and snow And you'll never toe the party line again And when the east wind blows Sometimes I feel like going home [Jim] Billy, if you are listening, please call [Molly] Goodbye little spy in the sky They say that cameras don't lie Am I happy, am I sad, am I good, am I bad? [Jim] Billy, if you're listening, please call [Billy] Counts down from 10 to 1 [Margaret Thatcher] Our own independent nuclear deterrent has helped to keep the peace, for nearly forty years [Jim] Goodbye, Billy