Friends with Tractors

[Verse 1] I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked dropping names I said, "Well, howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors" They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowing speeders down When they pass through from out of town [Chorus] I'll live out in the country happily ever after I got everything I need cause I got friends with tractors [Verse 2] On Friday night we hit the woods, go bogging in our trucks It's just about a guarantee some good old boy gets stuck Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mud hole ain't a factor I'll sink mine to the floorboards' cause I got friends with tractors And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowing speeders down When they pass through from out of town [Chorus] [Verse 3] I've been to fancy five star restaurants And I left there barely filled They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker But I'll stay fat and happy cause I got friends with tractors And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out and fix the road They're good at slowing speeders down When they pass through from out of town [Chorus][x2] [Bridge] Yeah man, talking about Internationals John Deeres, Massey Fergusons Whatever you got, we don't discriminate Front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers Need them, got to have them [Chorus] [Outro] I believe I do know one actor Is Larry the cable guy an actor? Oh well, he's got a tractor