Konichiwa Bitches

You want to rumble in my jungle? I'll take you on Stampede your rumpa and send you home You want to rumble in space? I'll put my laser on stun And on the north pole, I'll ice you son You want a thrilla in Manila, you'll be killer bee stung Want to taste the vanilla? Better watch your tongue Cause I'll hammer your toe like a pediatrician Saw you in half like I'm a magician Tear you down like I'm in demolition Count you out like a mathematician I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion You ain't call the cops, you call the fire station Cause my flavor's so sweet you'll be zoom, zoom, zoom Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms One left, one right that's how I organize them You know I fill my cups no need to supersize them Right now you're probably thinking "how she get in them jeans?" Well I'm gifted, all natural, and bursting the seams Uh huh Konichiwa bitches Uh huh uh huh Konichiwa bitches Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon? Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb Coming in your mouth, make you say "yum yum!" Hit the gong-gong, bring the sumos on I'mma kick ass all the way to Hong Kong Make their balls bounce like a game of ping pong Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Saigon Got nothing on me, cause you know you's a bum Dum-didi-dum-didididi-dum-dum Check the scenario, I'mma bust your ear drum And leave your heads ringing with the ring-a-ding-dong Busy on the mic since the day I was what? (Born.) Check out my style it's the rock of what? (Mo'.) Shine is on me like a dog on a what? (Bone.) Fight the power, put myself on the throne You know when shit is getting heavy like it weights a ton I will run you down like a marathon Tape you up good, put you in the trunk See you next Tuesday You is a punk