Reverend Lee

Spoken: This is a song about a very big, black, strong Sexy southern baptist minister Who thinks that he's got his program all together Until he runs up against a lady Who shows him that he ain't got it all together His name is Rev. Doctor Lee Singing: Rev. Lee, he went to the water And he prayed to the lord about ol satan's daughter It seems in a dream, child While he lay sleeping She climbed in his bed Starts rubbing and weeping Oh she was twisting and turning She was beggin and pleading Loving burning Panting and breathing Rev. Lee she said "oh lord knows I love you child I will not even place God above you." Rev. Lee he lifted his arms high Said "heavenly father, take me home to the sky." He said "lord please don't test me Not down where she touched me oh My mind is so hazzy lord my body is hungry Oh yeah" God rolled a thunder then a bolt of lighting he seemed to be angry Oh sure was frightening The thunder grew louder louder Dark and conditions just then a voice said "God can not petitioned" Just then the devil emerged from the water And he said in a dry voice "your God will not barter." Reverend Lee ran screaming from the water He was hotly persude by old satan's daughter "Rev. Lee" she said Rev. Lee, Rev. Lee Oh do it to me, Rev. Lee Do it to me, Rev. Lee do it to me...."