It Takes Two

[Intro] Right about now, you're about to be possessed by the sounds of emcee Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock [Hook] It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight [Verse 1] I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock the microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not a loser To be an M.C. is what I choose-a Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like the way that I rhyme at a show The reason why, man, I don't know So let's go, cause [Hook] [Verse 2] My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept Listen up, cause I'm gonna keep you in step I got an idea That I wanna share You don't like it? So what, I don't care I'm number one, the uno, I like comp Bring all the suckers cause all them I'll stomp Bold and black but I won't protect All of my followers cause all I want is respect I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture A slick brother that can easy outfox ya Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah And on the mic, I'm known to be the freshest So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes [Hook] [Verse 3] The situation that the Base is in I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend But listen up cause I want you to comprehend Cause I'm the leader, the man superior I take care of ya and then ya get wearier So just sit, my rhymes are not counterfeit The record sells which makes this one a hit It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert Take off your shirt Make sure it don't hit the dirt I like the kids; the guys, the girls I want the ducats cause this is Rob Base's world I'm on a mission, ya better just listen To my rhymes cause I'm all about dissin' Cause [Hook] [Verse 4] I stand alone, don't need anyone Cause I'm Rob, just came to have fun Don't need friends that act like foes Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows About things that make ya get weary Don't cheer me, just hear me Out cause I got the clout, shout (Ho!) Before I turn the party out I won't stutter Project my voice, speak clearly So you can be my choice On stage or on record Go to the Wiz and select it Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac If you want static, so let's go So, throw up your hands Go for what you know Bro', I got an ego Yo, talkin' to me? No, oh Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the back-up We're not soft, so you better just slack up Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze Rock the mike with the help of EZ Rock on the set, the music plays Only cuts the records that I say [Hook] [Outro] All right, now, EZ Rock Now, when I count to three I want you to get busy You ready now? One, two, three, get loose now! [Hook]