Golden Blunders

[Verse 1] Golden blunders come in pairs They're very unaware What they know is what they've seen Education wasn't fun But now that school is done Higher learning's just begun, hey, hey, hey [Chorus] You're going to watch what you say for a long time You're going to suffer the guilt forever You're going to get in the way at the wrong time You're going to mess up things you though you would never [Verse 2] Disappointment breeds contempt It makes you feel inept Never thought you'd feel alone at home His and hers forever more Throw your freedom out the door Before you find out what it's for, hey, hey, hey [Chorus] [Verse 3] Four weeks seemed like a long time then But nine months is longer now And even if you never speak again You've already made the wedding vow [Chorus] You're going to watch what you say for a long time, (boy) You're going to suffer the guilt forever You're going to get in the way at the wrong time, (girl) You're going to mess up things you though you would never [Verse 4] Honeymoons will never start Bonds will blow apart Just as fast as they were made Men and women, please, beware Don't pretend you care Nothing lasts when nothing's there, ah-hah-hah [Chorus x3] You're going to watch what you say for a long time, (boy) You're going to suffer the guilt forever You're going to get in the way at the wrong time, (girl) You're going to mess up things you though you would never [Outro] You're going to watch what you say for a long time, (boy) You're going to suffer the guilt forever