How to Be the Man

[Hook] Show you how to be man, how to be the boss How to come through with seven coats of the gloss Show you how to be man, show you how to be man Show you how to be man, how to be the boss How to buy the car, how to buy the house Show you how to be man, show you how to be man [Verse 1: RiFF RAFF] Uh Back in eight grade, Banana berry wrist Teacher wanna tell me be realistic That bitch tryna tell me be realistic? I pull up 5 years later in a drop top six Butterscotch twist, cheek-checklin' lipstick Might be in a movie, with Barry Sanders Might be Adam Sandler, and my cup is pink panther High School, I-I-I was on the news Fist full of jewels looks like a swimming pool Aqua-shock start, Glow in the dark shark Mark my words, I don't need acceptance I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians, (touchdown) Suckers keep on flexin, I'm bringing out the rice Jody shaking dice watching Miami Vice, Syrup in my Slice That's a given, Now I'm the man but I'm crawling like a kitten Teach him [Hook] [Verse 2: RiFF RAFF] Packin my luggage, Push get to shoving Show Jody loving when I'm flipping candy pumpkin Might hit the club and it's the white Danny Glover Rap game Uncle Ben pulling rice out the oven Now I'm Julius Caesar in the Versace wife beater Would go on vacation but my whole life's a weekend Whole a lotta money, All bills paid Next pay day I'm buying 3 or 4 chains Now I'm picture perfect, Shoulda been a surfer Aww shit look who it is, It's the white Eddie Murphy Big balling, no stopping Trunk steady knockin, floatin through the sky M-M-Mary Poppins [Hook] x2