Sweet Transvestite

FRANK: How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out, by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From transsexual Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're Both in a bit of a hurry JANET: Right BRAD: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't Want to be any worry FRANK: Well you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that? Well babies, don't you panic By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From transsexual Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night? (night) Or maybe, a bite? (bite) I could show you my favourite obsession I've been makin' a man with blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From transexual Transylvania Hey Hey! I'm just a transvestite From transexual Transylvania So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici...pation But maybe the rain is really to blame So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!