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[Rhett] Now I've been thinking some things about yo mama [Link] Oh, well, that makes two of us Except I was thinking about yo mama [Rhett] Er, what you've been thinking? [Link] Oh, you first [Rhett] Yo mama's so cuddly That puppies watch YouTube videos of her [Link] Yo mama's so bold She's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word [Rhett] Yo mama's so wise Yoda often texts her for advice [Link] Yo mama's so nice I gotta say it twice She's nice, nice [Rhett] Yo mama's so pleasant That instead of sweating Her body emits a continuous gentle breeze [Link] Yo mama's so precious That Gollum was like "What ring?" (Gollum) [Rhett] Yo mama's so adaptable That Darwin wrote a book about her Entitled "The Origin of the Denises" Yo mama's name is Denise, right? [Link] No, it's Trudy But she's so accomodating She'll probably answer to it [Rhett] Yo mama's so musical That I confuse yo mama with Yo-Yo Ma [Link] Yo mama's so chill That she addresses me as "brah" Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer She put the detergent industry out of business [Rhett] Yo mama's so dazzling That your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas [Link] Yo mama's so environmentally conscious That she can read the thoughts of trees [Rhett] Yo mama's so creative MacGyver brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?" [Link] Yo mama's so brave That if I saw her fighting a bear I would pray for the bear [Rhett] Yo mama's so compassionate That she knits sweaters for homeless kittens Made out of her own hair [Link] Yo mama's so energetic That she equals mass times the speed of light To the second power [Rhett] Yo mama's so clean That she makes the soap feel dirty When she's taking a shower [Link] Yo mama's so magnetic That she's even got pull with Magneto [Rhett] Yo mama's so enjoyable She's like a hug wrapped in laughter Wrapped in a magic show Wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito [Link] Yo mama's so indescribably awesome that... [Rhett] How indescribably awesome is she? [Link] I'm having a hard time describing her [Rhett] Yo mama's so intelligent That she makes me feel inferior When I don't use words good [Link] Yo mama's so crafty That she built a fully functional smartphone Out of glitter and balsa wood [Rhett] Yo mama's so outgoing That she is at this very moment in space [Link] Yo mama's so careful That she keeps her iPhone case In an iPhone case case [Rhett] Yo mama's so unpredictable That psychics refuse to give her a reading [Link] Yo mama's so persuasive That she convinced a cop that pulled her over That he was speeding [Rhett] Yo mama's so stable That horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?" [Link] Yo mama's so resilient That she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu [Rhett and Link] Yo mama's so loving That I wish she was my mama [Rhett] You saying you wanna trade mamas? [Link] If that's what you're suggesting Then perhaps, yes [Rhett] Would that make us brothers? [Link] I don't think so But if... if yo mama became my mama But my mama stayed my mama I think then would we... we would be brothers [Rhett] No, I would just be a motherless child You would have two mothers [Link] Well, maybe we should just hang out The four of us, more often