The Cheese Rap

[Cheddar] Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these [Swiss] Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis I'm Swiss [Cheddar] Alright, white boy, they get the gist [Swiss] Got more holes in my body than my boy 50 Cent Curdled on the streets - Geneva represent! [Parmesan & Romano] We're Vinny and Louie, forget about the other cheeses We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us [Limburger] You other chumps are weak If you ask me I can bring you to your knees with my pungency [Goat] I'm not weak I'm strong I'll add flavor to your salad all night long [Chorus: all] We know you want to put us in your mouth And chew, don't you? We know you do! [Aged Cheddar] I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways I'm stuck in your teeth and on your breath for days [Muenster] Baaaaaaaaaah [Smoked Gouda] I got mo' flavor then y'all I make a wicked cheese ball My hobbies include doing bird-call Can someone take over for me? [Aged Cheddar] I'm living large in a condo If I break a hip don't put me in a home, bro [Cheddar] But pops, you don't even have a hip though [Aged Chedddar] Oh [Blue] This is breaking my heart Just tell 'em what they want, yo [Chorus] We know you want to put us in your mouth And chew, don't you? You know, we know, we know you do! [Rhett & Link talking] So, what kind of cheese you wanna get? I don't think I'm in the mood for cheese You know, we know, we know you do