Mosquitoes Suck

[Intro] This song is about our hatred for mosquitoes [Verse 1: Rhett and Link] My first job was at a bakery Owned by a mosquito named Chad A SWAT team showed up and I learned it was Just a front for a meth lab My junior year I took Julie McKnight Out to the Harvest Moon Dance But then I found her in the back Of a Pontiac with a mosquito named Lance [Chorus: Rhett and Link] Mosquitoes suck, mosquitoes suck They really, really, really, really Really, really, really, really suck [Verse 2: Rhett and Link] Today I was delayed in a traffic jam And took me two hours to get home A mosquito had rear-ended a school bus He was texting on his phone My aunt Gale, re- Well, she's not an ant She's my aunt Then you should say "aunt" My aunt Gale replied to an e-mail From a princess in Liberia Then her bank account was emptied out By a mosquito in Nigeria [Chorus: Rhett and Link] [Verse 3: Rhett and Link] And that's not even to mention Litter on the highway (from mosquitoes) Non Casual Fridays (invented by mosquitoes) Tooth decay (believe it or not: mosquitoes) The trapped miners in Chile (thanks, mosquitoes) The economic downturn (root cause: mosquitoes) Inner thigh road burn (mosquitoes) Shaky bootleg movies (mosquitoes) Cooties (mosquitoes) Unsave boarders (that's the drug cartel) Bunions and goiters (now those: mosquitoes) Lower back tattoos (mosquitoes) Unstable canoes (mosquitoes) Cigarette ads for kids (mosquitoes) Difficult to open lids (mosquitoes) Overcrowded prisons (mosquitoes) Mustaches on women I think it pretty much goes without saying