It's My Belly Button

[Verse 1] I can't believe we've lived to be this old And somehow we have never seen this hole A little dent with a little bit of lint inside it Underneath this cotton tee you've been hiding It's time that we unwrapped this gift Let's bring back the male midriff [Hook] It's my belly button, my belly belly button I won't pretend like it's nothing Cause my belly belly button's really really something Something I want to show to you [Verse 2] You should call me a seal, cause I'm going full naval I bedazzled it, I made a nugget dip, taste it Hold up! Fill the hole up with molten gold Molten gold nugget for my charm bracelet Potting soil, random seeds Douglas Fir, sapling Maple Tree These are gonna get massive And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases The fact is, we're helping the planet's health Wait, we carbon offset ourselves! So, we can cruise around in a big SUV And these trees allow us to ride separately Let's continue this conversation On our inefficient gas-powered phones [Rhett and Link talking] Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door Selling my new invention It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant Exclusively for children [Hook x2] [Outro] [Matt] Uh, are those-- [Link] Belly button trees, yeah [Rhett] *points at Matt's belly*