Facebook Song

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link] I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly And there's not much that separates me from the other guy But when I login I begin to live There's an online world where I am king Of a little website dedicated to me With pictures of me and a list of my friends And an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in Before the internet friendship was so tough You actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff Who would've thought that with a point and a click I could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (Harry Connick Jr.?) [Hook] Facebook (Facebook) I'm Hooked on Facebook I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall, now I just wait for them to write on my wall Its more than a want, it's more than a need I'd shrivel up and die without my mini-feed Take a look (You're Hooked) on Facebook [Interlude: Rhett] Oh Link's status changed It says he's playing the recorder [Verse 2: Rhett and Link] How do you know this person? Did you hook up with this person? Do you need to request confirmation? Or did you just think they looked cute from their picture on Facebook? If the internet crashed all across the land Or my Facebook account was deleted by the man I'd carry around a picture of my face And a summary of me typed out on a page [Hook]