Rap It Up

[Big Trouble (Tyler the Creator)] Y'all better watch out Cause big trouble's on the mic now I knock all of your lights out With my verse, y'all be cursed, explodin' like some fireworks Bow! [Interlude: Alpha Dog (Childish Gambino)] That's it? Blitz Comet show this fool how we do [Blitz Comet (Tyler the Creator)] Blitz Comet on the scene You step to me and you're gonna get creamed Corn all up in your teeth, you reek You're the opposite of chic ya freak Your rhymes are like antiques, nobody wants 'em They throw 'em all away Rhymin' from the get go like your brain is on delay Matter of fact, yo, you better get a checkup Go ask your doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck up? [Pops] Excuse me A hug can be the most wonderful thing Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing But we're so selfish when we are blue Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too? Thank you [Pre-verse Alpha Dog (Childish Gambino)] Yo B-Tron, turn it up [Alpha Dog (Childish Gambino)] Yeah, Crew Crew's comin' at ya Say it twice, don't forget it, y'all better catch up To where we're at You're behind the times, can't compete with our dope rhymes So you better say your goodbyes We got Francois, Blitz Comet, B-Tron the Jersey kid on the beats You know we rocks it, Demolition, the dopest girl on the mic And Alpha Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight So now you know who we are Crew Crew is the crew shining brighter than a Quasar But you're bizarre Yes you sir, are a loser So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems [Rigby] Hey Mordecry, or I mean Mordecai Didn't mean to diss you, please don't run away and hide Saw you sobbin' at that movie A Very Happy Bride Here, I'll pass you a tissue, try and have some male pride Cause the ladies don't like your sensitive side Like Margaret, for example, but I guess that's implied She won't get with you, she just won't get with you Not gonna get with you, Never gonna get with you [Pops] What is this place, this magical field It's wide and it's open, nothing's concealed It's scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy! A place of great beauty for plenty to use It inspires us all, so go spread the news To man, woman, child, or begging cowboy This is the park! Good show, old boy! The key to this place puts a smile on your face It is the people that it does employ Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy! [Skips] Mordecai Rigby Friends don't let down other friends You guys are losers [Pops] Your attitude is unappealing, some would say quite rude Your shoes are...colorful [Alpha Dog (Childish Gambino)] Come on tough guy, why are you tongue-tied Watch out everybody, looks like grandpa's 'bout to cry [Mordecai and Rigby] Weathering a righteous storm, the rainiest of days Friends stick together through thick and thin, always We're sorry Pops, we were acting like fools We hope you can forgive us for being complete tools Your poems aren't lame, they're really works of art If we're gonna win this battle, we gotta do it from the heart [Pops] Let's do this! Beauty is in the center of all that you see Simple, yet complex and fully textured And beauty be a part of all that you be For you are the best rhymers that I've ever heard! [Demolition (MC Lyte)] Why you talkin' 'bout beauty man Don't understand what that's got to do with you, fool You guys are like spoiled hams in a can Super bland, expiration date's overdue [Rigby] The canning of meat is quite a sweet treat So thanks for comparing us so Your words are inspiring, ideas so concrete You really put on quite a show! [Blitz Comet (Tyler the Creator)] Okay, hold up, you wanna talk words and verbs? But your face is distracting, so ugly it bugs me Take care of that mess and sweep it under the rug please So trust me, you're only taking matters from bad to worse Only solution is to turn around and reverse [Mordecai] A gift to us, new perspective on things Life looking different from where you stand true So much to discover, so spread your wings And take flight for a birds-eye view [Alpha Dog (Childish Gambino)] Okay, this be gettin' serious You guys are delirious, are you hearin' this? Talkin' 'bout positive things, but you ain't got no game And it's plain to see, your strange to me, cause we be Shining like diamonds, y'all be petty cash Nice mustache, conquistadors be wanting it back In fact, what are you? A rat, a squirrel, some kind of fat meerkat who thinks he's rad And look at that, your bird friend's dropping words absurd again Useless bits of rhymes that expose the nerd in him You think Alpha Dog is gonna lay down and let you win? Head be all inflated, I guess, just like a giant blimp [Pops] It's been some time since I felt this way Challenged by such worthy opponents Your rhyme-scheme is good, but you're missing a few components You may say things that hurt, or some that will sting But for you, it's all just posturing Look inside and be true to some real feelings And the world will be yours, I'm assuring So I thank you, good sirs, for this great contest It's certainly been lots of fun But there's nothing you can say to put me to rest So really, I've already won