Riot Gear

[Verse 1] Wake up Put on my riot gear But in the study of my house I've got a smoking jacket passed to me from Grand Daddy It's made of bow and arrow meat Do do do do do do Do do do do do do [Verse 2] Come home Take off my riot gear Put on my smoke jacket But in the library of my house I have a laugh Medieval jokes are just as funny now If you've got a degree Heaven help the ones who know What makes the world go slow Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock [Verse 2] The night comes Time to go on the town And in my best Sashimi dress And marble arch supporting shoes I am a vision in my horse-drawn tank Da da da da da da Da da da da da da [Verse 3] Stay out Drinking into the night And they are saying those same things And I'm like "Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee" Until half-past three And then it's time for me to go [Bridge] Heaven help the ones who know What makes the world go slow What makes the world go slow [Outro] Come home Take off my tuna dress Put on my collard greens And in my sleep What dreams may come Before I'm woken by alarms Put on my riot gear