Human of the Year

[Chorus 1] Hello? hello? Calling a Karl Projektorinski To the front of the cathedral You have won, dear sir May I congratulate you first? Oh, what an honor [Bridge] Human! human of the year! you won![x2] [Verse 1] Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking by your pew The icons are whispering to you They're just old men Like on the benches in the park Except their balding spots Are glistening with gold [Bridge] Human! human of the year! you won![x2] [Chorus 2] You have won! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah [Verse 2] Outside the cars are beeping Out a song just in your honor And though they do not know it All mankind are now your brothers And thus the cathedral had spoken Wishing well to all us sinners And with a psalm drew silent Till next year's big human winner Outside the cars are beeping Out a song just in your honor And thought they do not know it All mankind are now your brothers All mankind are now your brothers [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] Hello? hello? Calling a Karl Projektorinski To the front of the cathedral You have won