Bleached Thang, Baby

[Intro] Well, I know about you And I heard what you do, oh my God Bleached thing, baby come on (One more time!) [Verse 1] Watch you jump like my electric guitar And she says I took my jokes just a little too far Well she wears her hair like the fourth of July Rackets explode from behind my fly Oh my God Oh my God [Chorus 1] Well, I know about you And I heard just what you'll do And I know it won’t be long Know it won't be long 'til I say Bleached thing, come on We should be gettin’ it on B-b-b-bleached thing, come o-o-on We should be gettin' it on Well, I know about you And I heard what you do, oh my God Bleached thing, baby come on Come on, come on [Verse 2] Oh well, she's fake now, at least that's what they say With puffed up plastic parts, you know she wouldn't have it any other way Well, she's got so many holes in her head We spend most of our lives in bed, is it wrong? Is that wrong? [Chorus 1] Well, you know about me And how boring I can be You said it with a yawn You said it with a yawn Now I say Bleached thing, come on We should be gettin' it on B-b-b-bleached thing, come o-o-on We should be gettin' it on Well, I know about you And I heard what you do, oh my God Bleached thing, baby come on [Bridge] Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Come on! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Everybody Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na [Verse 3] Well, she flashes a smile like a paper tear And you think she’s worth your while because she acts like she doesn’t care Well, she's as unique as a snowflake shape So I’m gonna wait just as long as it takes 'til she's mine 'Til you’re mine [Chorus 2] This time I know it's real So I keep my banana peeled From morning until dawn I know it won't be long 'til I say Come on We should be gettin' it on Come on, come on, come on, come on We should be gettin' it on Bleached thing, come on We should be gettin' it on B-b-b-bleached thing, come o-o-on We should be gettin' it on Well, I know about you And I heard what you do, oh my God Bleached thing, baby come on [Outro] Bleached thing, come on (Come on, come on) We should be gettin' it on (Bleached thing, baby come on) Bleached thing, come on (Come on, come on) We should be gettin' it on (Come on, come on) Bleached thing, come on (Come on, come on) We should be gettin' it on (Bleached thing, baby come on) Bleached thing, come on (Come on, come on) We should be gettin' it on