Spanish Geetar

[Verse 1: Reef The Lost Cauze] Woke up in a Motel Six at ten to six Someone pinched my wrist, this fat bitch eating a Twix Did a backflip out the bed, I crawled to the exit She screamed, “Wait a second! You got me and my sister pregnant!” Looked up, another big bitch in my face I said, “Wait. There’s some mistake.” (Did you say steak?) Kicked their legs out, I tried to run out But the bitch pulled a pump out and started to dump out Shots whizzing by me, I ran through the lobby Before I hit the door security boy tried to stop me I blew right past him but I didn’t get far Cause the man with the tow truck repossessed my car Wait that’s a lie, I don’t even drive What the hell happened to me? Where the fuck am I? I walked three miles to a Texaco Asked the store clerk, he said you about three miles from Mexico I was ? what I learned in this discussion Then I heard this just in, pardon the interruption Authorities believe Shareef the thief lazy Had just become a recent escapee from a shady Mental ward so if you see him please move to safety He’s considered armed, dangerous, and mad crazy He ate a baby and robbed several convenience stores In the county and his bounty is behemoth Hundred grand for this man dead or alive Around this time a clerk put a gun to my eye But to his surprise I knocked it away and started to bail Half way to the border, either freedom or jail [Hook: Reef The Lost Cauze] Now this ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh Just the result of getting thrashed too fast Sweet looking pills are all combined And in our mind shit like this happens all the time [Verse 2: Reef The Lost Cauze] I made it to the border, they had it surrounded No stone unturned, no inches unfounded I thought for sure I’m done for, death was my cause Till I heard someone say, “Hey mister, you wanna buy a horse?” I said, “Hey yo, I’ll give you twenty pesos if you slip me in your country.” He said, “Fifty.” We rolled through this deserted town in the desert Filled with nothing but the poorest of peasants He said he needed to talk to someone in this bodega When he went in everyone started eyeing the stranger A big diesel dude walked up and started staring me down Obvious that I’m probably not from the town He asked me in perfect English if I was American Started to reply but instead I just stared at him And that’s when my guide came running outside Pushed me off the horse, into the sunset he rides My big burly friend let out a sigh and said It seems like your friend has left you to die Before I had a chance to muster any type of remark Felt a whack over my head and everything went dark, let’s go [Hook] [Verse 3: Reef The Lost Cauze] Woke up in a basement tied to a chair Mouth gag made it hard for me to breathe any air The door opened and an angel appeared I swear A man in all white glide gently down the stairs He whispered, “Fear not.” moved the scarf from my lips And in the midst of cloud of smoke from the cigarette lit ”Welcome to my home, amigo.” the voice said quietly I said, “That’s how you treat your guests? How about untying me?” I cannot do that, I don’t know your intentions I do know you have a choice, listen to my proposition I have connections in your country, I am very powerful I help you if you help me with something very valuable A guitar from the Spanish Wars is in this case Take it to America and in three days You’ll receive a phone call and I’ll tell you where to take it That is of course if you can make it through the snake pits A lot of people want to get their hands on it If you do this for me my friend there’s five hundred grand on it That’s a lot of money but I cannot take the boat I am banned from your country for slicing a gringo’s throat But I have connections at the border to get you across But only if you’re willing to follow my orders Well what’s my other choice? Do it or I’ll feed you to my pig farm First you’ll be beaten and then pissed on Hm, let me think, okay, I’ll play, show me the way back to the USA I’ll get you there today, my head started spinning again I’m about the black out pass out beginning again [Hook] [Verse 4: Reef The Lost Cauze] The next morning I woke up in my bed and it seems That everything I heard and seen was part of some dream I went to the bathroom, saw my shirt was red My leg bore a bullet wound and there was bumps on my head Then I heard a beeping instant message on my pager It said Reef get outta there, you’re in grave danger Then I heard a crash and my dog started barking I hid in the hall closet and heard a Spanish nigga talking Silence followed by car tires screeching Downstairs I’m creeping and don’t believe what I’m seeing My crib looked like the ending of Scarface On the TV read a note, we want the guitar case If you want your dog to live and your crib not to be blown up Meet us at city hall, no cops better show up Ran upstairs, under the bed I dug to my dismay There it was staring me in my face The gold case with a dragon emblazed on the side I decided to open it to see what may cause me to die When I opened up the case I felt a lump in my throat What I thought was a guitar was forty bricks of coke, oh shit