Commander In Chief

[Verse One] Eardrums I smash you You're lookin' at a natural That's word to your mother, father, Peter, Paul and Matthew And any asshole that wanna tassel Reef will eat 'em up and hok-ppf like a motherfuckin' cashew I belong in a rap zoo With a sign that reads, "Please, don't feed the angry black dude" Cause that's when he snaps dude Grabs poop and starts throwin' it I'm just a gorilla who learn to flow and shit I can be so inappropriate But in the next bar spit a phrase that's deep as the ocean get You hope I quit, [?] I'll beat you to a pulp and use your body as a mop to sop up the blood I'm very nice In every fight, Reggie White You Aikman, I pop your body like you was tryin' to break dance Rhyme WildStyle Been doin' this for awhile now Spit razors that be so blazin' they singe your fuckin' eyebrow Here I am Rock you like a hurricane I'm not trying to get the world to change Just get your girl to slurp my mayne I'm Hercules droppin' guillotines on you Mini-Mes You need to freeze, you know who it be [Hook] The commander in chief Stand on your feet Give me praise when I come to the stage, arms raised I will amaze, homie check my resume It's Snuff man on the beat, goddamn it it's Reef [Verse Two] And now that I'm high Oh I forgot I'm never not I just smoked and that makes not a minute gone by That me, myself and I haven't rolled the lah And blazed up motherfucker, raise up motherfucker Shoot the place up Psych, nah, I'm just kidding The only time I really bust is when your mom's pay a visit (the milkman!) I'm sick wit it, keep it cookin' And flow so tight I got Jew broads Pinchin' my cheek callin' me "Reefer Snookins" That wasn't a racist joke but did I shock ya? Oh I'm sorry, was that your face my hand hit, did I sock ya? The hottest MC in your house is not ya And you live alone with a puppy named Sasha, I'm a monster Don't be scared You wasn't prepared You like a joke that keeps gettin' funnier and funnier Keep laughin' Keep gaspin' for air Now are all y'all with me up in here? If not, I'mma cry backstage, psych I give a fuck about none of y'all cause bitch I'm paid I'm rich beeyotch My momma laughed and said "You wish beeyotch Pay the rent beeyotch." I'm not serious I've been smokin' so much homie I think I'm delirious Fuck how ya feel, no motions involved When I grab a pen and paper and fuck a beat raw I'm Lost Cauze [Hook] [Verse Three] And I'm blastin' off bangin' on niggas like basketball While you only get respect overseas like David Hasselhoff What's the matter dawg Are you mad cause I keep waving this red flag like a deranged matador? Just kickin' the dust up Send me your man I'll rip him the fuck up And leave his body parts in four different dump trucks You dudes is numb nuts Don't make me wild on stage And tie two mics together and use them shits as nunchucks You want what? Not a damn thang It's Lost Cauze playboy, I run the damn game And bars I spit sickly And I could drop 50 but I'm tired so the hook Come on, sing it with me [Hook]