Redman Meets Reggie Noble

>[REGGIE NOBLE]: RRRRAHHHHH! LOOK OUT! YOU MUST HAVE GOT HIT WITH SOME BULLSHIT [REDMAN]: Yo, where at? > SMACK DEAD ACROSS YOUR LIPS CAN YOU TALK? Ahm ahh ill uhh ahm no em no menna no vat >YO-YE-YO REDMAN, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I don't know but it's on my top lip Don't crack jokes, or pop shit Just get it off my top lip Or Reggie, you'll get drop-kicked >OAH-OK BE STILL, CHILL, I'M GETTIN' IT OFF YOUR GRILL >SOME OF THAT PUSSY YOU AT THIS MORNING FROM THAT BITCH JILL >BUT COME ON, CHECK IT >LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS RECORD >SO WE CAN MAKE THE DOUGH, SHIT >AND MAKE GIRLS LIKE KIKI SHEPARD GET NAKED On the strength! >PARTY WITH MACHINE AND OPRAH WINFR' >FIRST CLASS TICKETS, HOTEL BITCHES PUFFIN' MAD BLUNTS Blunts? >BLUNTS Blunts don't don't rhyme with Oprah Winfr', punk >WHO CARES WHAT RHYMES WITH IT LONG AS THE FUNK PUMP THROUGH MY BENZ TRUCK Now you know you don't own a Benz >YES I DO, AND CHROME'S THE TRIM >BLACK WITH A SYSTEM >WHEN IT'S HITTIN' I'M PULLIN' MAD SKINS >WITH OLD E SITTIN' IN BETWEEN MY LAP >AND WHEN BROTHERS ACT UP, A GUN MACHINE I PACK >THE ORIGINAL P-FUNK, GOT THE JEWELS TRUNK, A FUNKER >WHEN I'M SEXIN', MY BED IS BIGGER THAN EDDIE MUNSTER'S >LIKE MAXIN' Wait wait wait, could we get on with the tape? Lights, camera, hahh, action >WELCOME TO RED'S TAPE, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? It's a slaughter if you order the hit without the water And then swallow without the damn water to follow You might be doin' the stupid dance and win a grand at the Apollo I'm rough, snap necks, drink Olde E, but crack Beck's Wreck anything that's wet, when I have sex For instance, I mix with, a style that make you shit bricks Tsk tsk, I'm musically gifted, to rip it Boom-shaka-lak, Red got crazy knots And knots in the pots, got props from here to George Washington Bridge I get biz, I use hats, so no kids Fuck, I took out more suckers, than a.. >WAIT WAIT, HOLD UP! I DON'T THINK I CAN FREAK THE FUNK LIKE THAT >I MIGHT HAVE TO NAP, BECAUSE MY AFRO IS LIKE SHAFT Puffy, fade it quite lovely and to snuff me Get your gang, cause I'm Fightin' with more Power than Chuck D >CHUCK D, FROM PUBLIC ENEMY? Yeah he's a friend of me >THE ONE THAT SAY "BROTHER AND SISTERS?!" Yeah but he's no kin to me I'm strictly negro, I freak the style and there it goes (BOOM!) If a stitch in time saves nine, then I got shit sewed >>>PUT PINS IN NEEDLES, AND NEEDLES IN PINS >>>A HAPPY MAN IS A HAPPY MAN, THAT, WHEN I'M HITTIN' SKINS Fuck skins, I'm hittin' puss when it's douched Then eat it when the puss is well cooked LOOK! Up in the air? >NO THE CAB Who's in the cab? Whut The...??!! It's Superman!! (WHY?) Because it's hot as a motherfucker out here >OH WORD, YO RED, I'M GETTIN' THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MAN Yeah me too >OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, WILLIA CALLED FOR YOU Willia who? >WILLIA SUCK MY DIIIIICK! {​laughing}​ Aiyyo fuck you! Big nose bitch! I hate your stupid ass. You a stupid motherfucker!