A Day of Sooperman Lover

[Intro] -Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird... -It's a plane! -Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby! -Daddy, Daddy! Would you please tell me a story? -Alright, get over here and sit yo big ass down Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover... [Redman: Verse 1] Ayo, I was out to lunch and shit, puffin' on a blunt to get my head ready Boogie'n to my Walkman with an "S" on my chest (Bust a move!) Yes I'm a Superhero, don't forget I smoke mad niggas so to hell with cigarettes But anyway, let's get back to this skit You know who the fuck I am, so git off that ol' bull- Shucks! Lunchtime was up, fuck Let me jet, Or i'll collect unemployment bucks On the way back, jack, I spotted this object, a stray cat Stuck in a tree, with a tag that says that: "If found, please return to this address" (How did you see it?) Nigga with my X-ray eye set! Like "Pchoooooooww", I jetted to the closest phone-booth Quick flash, I dipped into my Sooperlover suit... [Sample] (I can leap tall buildings In a single bound...) [Redman: Verse 2] Boom! Right through the fuckin phone-booth ceiling (It's a plane!) Nah, Sooperman Lover's the name I can slam King-Kong and pick up freight trains On a mission, to save this cat that was wishin' He was in his litter, watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n Relaxin, feet cocked-up, just a little With a cod cocktail and a bowl of tender vittles I snatched him, took off through the air like a pigeon Quick so he won't start meowin' and bitchin' The letter in cat's tag address said the projects (Elevator's broke!) So I had to take the back steps (Knock, Knock) The door opened then my eyes swole From this badass honey sippin' a quart of Old Gold "Yo, is this your cat?" "Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?" "He was stuck in a tree up by uptown Manhattan" "Well how the hell did you save him? Are you Police/Undercover?" "Naw baby the "S" on my chest stands for" [Hook] Sooperman Lover, yeah Baby call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah Something wrong Something wrong, indeed Something wrong, yeah, yes indeed... [Redman: Verse 3] She was grateful, lookin' for ways to repay me No money, a donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe? "Of course, how can I just show that I thank you?" "Make my donut jelly, and my coffee Sanka" We sat, unhooked the cape from the back She felt my arms cause my pythons looked stacked "Goddamn, Sooperlover! Yo shit looks thick Tell me, how strong are you with muscles like this? You bad motherfucker!" (I'm stronger than a locomotive) I'll keep hittin ya like Rocky She dashed to the room and came back with the knots Negligee, high-heeled shoes with a blunt in her mouth Ready to roll up, hey hold up, she had the dollar fold up To mix the coke with the smoke yo, she was no joke She took a sniff, some got on her top lip That bitch stuck out her tounge and gave her top lip a lick And said: "Here baby, hit it." "Naw baby, I ain't wit' it You'd need more than a body to make me wanna sniff that shit!" But I'll hit the blunt so she took out her fronts Cracked the philly opened the bag and laid out the skunk Then I took a long pull it was hype, oughta sight We ran into the bedroom so I cracked my pants for head room Later, tossed the covers and, oh brother, I was wit' it Ready to hit it asked my dick (Yo, wassup gee?) Yo man, shit's thick Licked her down her belly then kissed her on her back Stuck my hands between the legs and I felt the bozack As big as mine (Ewwww!) This bitch must be craze So I threw my suit on and I was Swayze... Cause I'm the [Hook]