The Ballad of Julie Finkle

I first met Julie a long time ago Staring up at me from the front row She had a timeless glow, she was the image of youth That never grows old or gets long in the tooth And who would think after all these years That good fortune would smile my way She's a symbol of all that I believe in She was there at the beginning, she's still out there today Julie, Julie, I hope that you're still single Julie, Julie, oh my mystery Julie Finkle (Woohooh hoohooh hooh, woohooh hoohooh hooh) After me she went with a biker from Stoke Had a child with a banker from Bolton I hear she ended up with a really nice bloke Who's respectable now, so my silence is golden To protect her and him I've used a pseudonym But I hope she gets the vital connection It was a long time ago, but I want you to know Julie, you were the pick of a prime selection Julie, Julie, I hope that you're still single Julie, Julie, oh my mystery Julie Finkle (Woohooh hoohooh hooh, woohooh hoohooh hooh) But keep looking for your love (Woohooh hoohooh hooh) Truly, Julie, you're only a name You could be a Molly or a Sarah-Jane But if I should never see you again I'll never forget you, truly Julie, Julie, I hope that you're still single Julie, Julie, oh my mystery Julie Finkle (Woohooh hoohooh hooh, woohooh hoohooh hooh)] Keep looking for your love (Woohooh hoohooh hooh) Julie, Julie, oh my mystery Julie Finkle