I Never See Maggie Alone

[Verse 1] Maggie dear, just won't go out alone Seems that she must have a chaperone When we go out no matter where we're bound There's always somebody around [Chorus] She brings her father, her mother Her sister and her brother Woah, I never see Maggie alone She brings her uncle, her cousin She's got ‘em by the dozens You know that's why I never see Maggie alone [Verse 2] And if I phone her, say to her "Sweet Where shall we meet, supposing we eat She brings her father, her mother Her sister and her brother Oh! I can never, never see my Maggie alone [Chorus] She brings her father, her mother Her sister and her big big brother Oh! I never see Maggie alone One night when we were out walking And she got tired of talking She invited me up to her home [Verse 3] I turned the lights down, they were too bright Oh! What a sight when I turned on the light There was her father, her mother Her sister and her big, fat brother Oh! I never see Maggie alone I bought a roadster, two-seated I even had it heated So that I could see Maggie alone While we were riding, and kissing The engine started missing And we were a long way from home I got right out and then fast as I could Found what was wrong, for when I raised the hood There was her father, her mother Her sister and her big, fat brother Oh! I never see Maggie alone [Outro] I never Oh I never Ow, I never see my little Maggie alone Oh, Maggie