Feudin' And Fightin'

[Verse ] Feuding and fussing and a-fighting Sometimes it gets to be exciting now Don't like them ornery neighbors down by the creek We'll be plumb out of neighbors next week Grandma, poor ol' grandma Tell me, why'd they have to shoot poor grandma She lies in the clover You see, someone caught her bending over Picking up a daisy! Feduin' and fussin' and a-fighting There is a wrong that needs a righting Let's get that funeral service over So then we can start in a-feudin' again Daughter, baby daughter Poisoned all the neighbors chickens Daughter hadn't oughter Least 'till she could run like the dickens They hit her with a shovel Feudin' and fighting and a-fussin' No need a-standing here a-cussin', now Let's give our daughter a pistol now that she's four And go feudin' and fightin' some more