ISpit

[Intro: Ras and iPhone Siri] [RK:] Siri, this Rasy whats up baby? [Siri:] I'm fine, thanks for asking [RK:] fasho, what u wearing right now bitch? [Siri:] Aluminosilicate Glass and stainless steel. nice, huh? [RK:] Hell yeah, that shit sexy as fuck but look, I just murdered another MC and I need to dump the body [Siri:] What kind of place are you looking for; metal foundry, dump, resevoir, mines or a swamp? [RK:] Naw, I think i'll just bury this nigga in Bud'da's beat...haha, u ready bitch? [Siri:] You're such an asshole why do you care, arent you? [Ras Kass verse 1] Serious shit, really I spit Go 'head ask her any question my nigg Siri my bitch I hit harder than the Man with Iron Fist Rza's my ventriloquist ya'll niggas is Eddie Murphy delirious Funny in your red leather, I'm Dexter, I'm Deadpool 12 years ago some dirty fool asked me to go to med school Dr Moreau's thesis, I'm dope at what I wrote So consider me your Savior I'm the lyrics last hope IPod iPhone Iraq & I roll I'm like Hiphop's Barack when he dropping a drone Got unmanned robots that be squashing your home So fuck Travelocity, I will knock off the Gnome I'm old as the land; 4.5 billion terabytes of RAM CatScan original man! Your digital bro, this my Hackentosh flow The new hot rhyme scheme rap like a 9 year old?! Everybody popping molly, I pop the cork off a dork Put 4 holes through a nigga like I stabbed you with a fork Thermospheric lines terrestrials never top them Barmageddon, Blood Diamonds and thats your fucking problem For my encore I'mma go out styling Blow the fuck up like Daffy Duck on some foul shit Ya'll cowards should have just threw the towel in Cause now instead of planking you niggas is Pacquiao-ing [Hook] Serious shit, really I spit Serious shit, really I spit Serious shit, really I spit Serious shit, really I spit Eve bit the apple thats Original Sin Steve Jobs created Apple ya'll just digital men This www.igetdown Respect I Crown or sleep in the iCloud [Verse 2] Rappers signal Mayday 2013 is pay day Keisha Upton and Michael Nuemann having they heyday Me, I'm just a BeBe, Good Times minus the J.J The AK smash the homey, not for the love of RayJ Yeah this that mass extermination Scientific classification of Rasassination The Phylum: Chordata, we the Order of the primate Hominid the Family, forcing my Tribe to mutate Homo no longer Genus.. Digio-sapien extremist evoultion, new species..i'm the RapGenius ([Siri:] Fucking Perfect now playing) I mean these homos jeans spandex (fuckboy) Now I see rappers wearing Man-dress (bodyboy) Some even flaunting off they man breasts ([Siri:] You're so stupid right now) Whats next? dildo up they ass rap cotex So I dont care how many bitches you slay cuz if they fuck you, they must be gay. Stat! [Hook] [Verse 3] We turn wives into widows, nuns into nymphos Multiply bread I got that Jesus with the fish flow Turn water into wine, lemonade to Tequila Its Fila fever make Justin Beiber a true believer And Bud'da checked his Roly and told me "its Bout Time" If honest grind dont feed me then its bout to be a crime They lie and say we slaves in America & they brung us But bitch I can read...they came before Columbus No Mayan Apocalypse, I die like Osiris and rise out a sarcophagus No stopping us the HipHop in us! Wonder why Siruis satellite ain't rocking us Rasy should be more popular to the populace They hate me mostly cuz I'm smarter plus my skin chocolate Illuminati tentacles wanna drown me like an octopus Documents. concocting plots like Osama with "J's" on My Afghan virgin, her name "Neva-been-Laid-On" Homey nobody do it better Leave on a bad note like dyslexic suicide letter [Outro: Ras and iPhone Siri] [RK:] thats it! Siri,come get me baby. You know you hotter than Cubana Lust right? [Siri:] I'd blush if I could [RK:] well I gotta keep it 100.You getting old baby, you're a 4S.I'm cheating on you with your little sister, Siri 5 [Siri:] I'll pretend I didn't hear that [RK:] come on man, you dont cook! you dont clean! Your head game is garbage right now bitch [Siri:] No need for profanity [RK:] Shut the fuck up bitch [Siri:] but you're really getting on my fucking nerve, I dont understand... [RK:] fuck it! You want a nigga to stay? this is what you do:You can go up to your job, you work for Apple anyway- I need all the new Mac apps, and I want you to steal me every song on iTunes, hurry up! [Siri:] Act nice, now! [RK:] Can I get Steve Jobs credit card? [Siri:] this might answer your question (phone hangs up/dial tone)