H2OProof

[Verse One] I was lyrically hip hop's top five Before two of my niggas died Syntax and deep impact Bruce Willis couldn't survive A strange death, since niggas wasn't loud I'm throwin' monitors offstage Cause Rakim said move the crowd I'm one year older, ten times more determined, partner A hairy situation like Chaka fuckin' Chewbacca Connect the dots, murder by design Shit on your intellect, and fertilize your mind Pull out the gauge and we can face off like Nicolas Cage Battle for the second coming of Christ and see whose soul gets saved One might be your girl so don't trust her I'll tell her like Usher Girl I'll make you wanna leave the clown you with Start a new relationship Make the bitch take the dick She ate the dick too, though, that's Mr. mafioso dulo We bustin' caps at your culo.... [Saafir] Waterproof, baby. Know what I'm sayin? That means we can't be wet [Sample] (The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B) [Verse Two] My style is sex and violence Vocabulary and science In an uneasy alliance Let's toast the bread like a plugged up appliance (I'll drink to that!) Remy on the rocks, the real is-stated eventually, son Reverse the purdy props to prop-perty like, Century 21 I want the mansion and the yacht And all the shit them rich wack rappers got (Then the ultimatum was read) Like every MC woke up with a thouroughbred horsehead in their bed In other words, teflon top with kevlar nuts The closest I've ever been to ass was cigarette butts I'm nice, that's probably why I don't be fuckin' with Sprite Cause thirst is nothin', image is everything on the mic These days, these DJs get paid under the table Pay the most popular producer on the most popular label Pay for full page ads in the most popular magazine Now you got the most popular new artist Guaranteed the air we breathe is thin, better tell her Then I'mma choke the bitch out at 11:59, reveal the real Cinderella (AAAAAAHH!) When two hydrogens reach my oxygen atom You can't gat 'em or get at 'em Anatomically designed to be solar, fuck the rap star When I die I want niggas doin drive-by's with my ashes in the car R-A-S, H2O liquifyin' your assets Repo your flow even in (prepo letho?) Straight outta Aruba, lampin' with my boo from Bermuda Lickin' rugers in Cuba, blowin' niggas out the frame With brass knuckles and a tuba, my new maneuver is scuba 360 degrees of revenge like Montezuma *more scratching* [Saafir] Waterproof...know what I'm sayin? It's like this man.... Know what I'm sayin? Muthafuckas really gotta like reach within themselves And pull your spirit out your mouth... Knowmsayin? But now it's all good cause I'm in Relation with the truth! You gonna have to really be yourself potna Look Me in the retina [Verse Three] When it's my time to shine, the whole world is goin' blind From the sheisty side of town where a nickel cost a dime Niggas is (Boston?), black brothas is bastards The bubble break bread and give a nigga space like NASA I catch red-eye flights to rock mics Spent too many drunk nights fuckin' gold diggers and dikes Same shit, different toilet though Concentrated to blow I moonwalk across hot coals on my tippy toes for the flow Stay low key like midget doorknobs Stay above the law like Judge Judy giving blow jobs Satisfaction, three out of four Braxtons Especially Toni Fuck affirmative action Cause Anglo-saxon factions is packin' Mack-10s Trainin' for helter skelter when the race war begin Stay true to the game, but the game ain't true to the MC Where niggas is bootleggin' Makaveli 2 and 3 [Saafir] Real game...waterproof..with the name, man. Listen to the name, man Waterproof don't have no muthafuckin (?) Junction, with nothin. Ain't no Image! *scratching*