Purtil Ghost

Who’s the spooky ghost I'm the spooky ghost Who’s the spooky ghost I'm the spooky ghost I woke up one morning In a haunted house When I saw something as white as a mouse Apparitions in the kitchen They were a spooky bunch But they were kind to me And made me eggs for lunch Floating over they said “Here have some toast This is your first meal as the Purtil ghost Now you must creep and rattle and moan Now return to Purtil hall your eternal home” So now here I am Getting casual and orgasmal Repping a style that’s funky fantasmal Don’t think I’m depressed from the chains on my chest Its just weight of the knowledge that raptors are the best Don't think I’m the holy hostie But I’m no godly spirit I’m just a normal spooky ghostie! I became a savior through my kooky behavior And if you don’t know me yet don’t worry I’ll spook you later! Spooky Ghost! Spooky Ghost! Wacky crazy! Kooky ghost! Gracious host? Or lunatic ghost!? Friendly ghost? Or more evil than most!? Spooky ghost! Spooky ghost! The Purtil ghost is a ghostly ghost!