PGhostie2

It's me the Purtil ghost I'm your lyrical host I don't give a hoot about Who I spook Back from the grave That I never left Don't say i have no life Of course i'm bereft I left the haunted house Though i kept the couch Thriving and striving Though i'm not aliving If you don't think i'm here I'm only hiding Oh why, oh why Oh woe is me I'm the motherfucking ghost of Greasy C If you're superstitious I'll be extra vicious So if you feel my presence Better count your blessings Boo! Shady like hector No need for resurrector Though I came back like Christ I'm a normal poltergeist Pale like Canadian Papa John like Peyton Oh where have I gone Have I lost my mind? Its so lonely being the only one of a kind I feel to whine but i think I'll moan Just to scare the people out of this home Hooo! I'm the fabulous phantom And I'm deathly handsome Watch out for ectoplasm That's how this spector-gasms I'm the transient kook With the transparent goop Woop-de-la-hoop Lukewarm like soup! If you screw with me You'll get regret Cause' the last one to cross me Was a black cat! Boo!