Card Carryin' Fool

[Verse 1] It takes all kinds To keep this world in place It's a fragile balance That lets us swing through space So everybody's Got their job to do And girl I guess, the job I've got, is crying over you And I should get a gold watch For all the years I gave And I should get some interest now For all the dues I've paid [Chorus] I don't know why I love you It's just the job I do I'm your registered, certified Card carrying fool [Verse 2] If I was in the army There'd be medals that I'd get If I was in the circus At least I'd have a net If I was an electrician I might could find a spark And if I could be a surgeon Girl, I might could find your heart But I keep bending over backwards Just to be your limbo man While you drop that stick another notch Every chance you can [Chorus] I don't know why I love you It's just the job I do I'm your registered, certified Card carrying fool [Verse 3] Oh, if I was a gambler I might have better luck If I was mathematician I could make it all add up [Chorus] But when it comes down to it All I want to do Is be your registered, certified Card carrying fool Yeah, when it comes down to it All I want to do Is be your registered, certified Card carrying fool