Korean Parents

Kids today got problems Like their parents never had Neighborhoods are dangerous The public schools are bad At home there are distractions so irresistible The hours fly by No work gets done Some Jewish kids still trying Some white kids trying too But millions of real American kids don't have a clue Right here on the lot We got the answer A product guaranteed to satisfy Korean parents for sale You say you're not all that you want to be You say you got a bad environment Your work at school's not going well Korean parents for sale You say you need a little discipline Someone to whip you into shape They'll be strict but they'll be fair Look at the numbers That's all I ask Who's at the head of every class? You really think they're smarter than you are They just work their asses off Their parents make them do it [Saleslady]: Oh, learn to play the violin Oh, to turn your homework in right on time What a load off your back that will be No tears No regret Never forget who sent Fido to the farm The greatest generation Your parents aren't the greatest generation So sick of hearing about the greatest generation That generation could be you So let's see what you can do Korean parents and you