Mega Ran Does Dragon Warrior

[Intro] Sir Mega Ran of Philadelphia Give it to 'em like this! [Random] Uhh, thanks in part to my nerd-ery Soon I can say you heard of me and it won't be hyperbole I'm Darth Maul playin hardball Over Jar Jar, here for the long haul Get up in your grill like Paul Wall or the George Foreman Can't wait 'til I'm world tourin But the music they make is pure borin I'd rather watch paint dry than you standin dormant Performin? What a misnomer Pardon a bad move, but I'm dietin now and I miss soda My documents silence ANYONE who's not convinced I keep a dresser for the backhanded compliments They preface it "I don't listen to rap, BUT" And I understand, cause most rap sucks Got me seein red like beefeaters You don't like rap songs? Me neither~! Mom told me I got a gift Then I heard time waits for no one, I left Taylor Swift Call me a nerdy biggie from Woodstock But no free love, rock music, jugs or dirty hippies Thinkin about pullin an Oprah next time I rock Hide bills under every chair in the spot (heh) Dragon Warrior, reapin through the corridors MegaRan dot com if you want more of the GOODNESS