Arthritis Blues

[Verse 1] Went to the the doctor The doctor looked sad Well, he looked in his book And he told me what I had And its all, kinds of trouble Going to find you somehow [Chorus] Arthritis is a thing to miss It will leave you walking With a double twist And it's all kinds of trouble Going to find you somehow [Verse 2] Can't stand up, can't lay down You can't sit in a chair You can't roll on the ground And it's all kind of trouble Going to find you somehow [Chorus] [Verse 3] Doctor, doctor, doctor Get your X-ray machine Well it feel so good Just about like morphine And it's all kind of trouble Going to find you somehow [Chorus] [Verse 4] When you get to Heaven Tell the judge for me I've had sixteen years of the third degree And it's all kind of trouble Going to find you somehow [Chorus] [Outro] All kinds of trouble, good Lord Going to find you somehow