Katt Speaks

[Katt Williams] It is not cool to get high and eat up all yo baby's cereal That shit is not cool You wake up, yo baby already in the kitchen crying. Just (crying) "Thank God you woke up daddy! You remember you put the Cocoa Puffs on top of the fridgidator? Now they not even up there!" Now you so embarrassed, you gotta play it off with the nigga. You (looks puzzled) "Nigga they damn sho ain't up here. Them muthafuckin insurgents done come in our house and stole..." (crowd breaks out in laughter) Why the fuck they give me a cup bigger than me? A nigga gon climb out the cup? I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. Life is short. Enjoy yo muthafuckin life. Do whatever you can for yo life to be the shit I don't fuck wit nigga that don't keep it pushing You gotta be fucking wit niggas that's doing better, and better, and better, and better Stop fucking wit niggas that's doing the same shit I don't even go to niggas' birthday parties if they doing the same shit they was doing last year Nigga, no. Been there done that. See ya pimpin All I'm saying is, if you been selling weed since 1994 and you ain't bumped up to cocaine by 2006 nigga, maybe you need to become a Jehovah's Witness or a Real Estate Consultant We tryna get it pushing round here. Life is too muthafuckin short (breaks out in laughter) Look at all the drug dealers (Crowd roars)