Subtle Brother

Rainman! Something for the ladies... And the fellas (Little something... little message) Check it out [Verse 1] First up I send a shout out to the woman in here Whether sipping mixed drinks or guzzling beer Whether they're as sober as a judge or stoned as fuck Here for the music or just to get drunk If you came with your man or came as a fan If ya, came with your girlfriends to the jam If ya, here at a hip hop show for the first time Or you've been checking out gigs since 89' If you spend your spare time writing rhymes Or if you're a student studying design If ya here cos your friends playing tonight Or you've been thinking about rocking that open mic Whatever brought you here, I hope you feel at home I hope you know that it's not only a bloke zone It's just as much your place, your space You got every right to come here and feel safe [Chorus] Attention (attention) gentlemen (gentlemen) Who do you think you are? "Grabbing girls in clubs" "Hate to be around that shit" [[[--- Big L I said attention (attention) gentlemen (gentlemen) Who do you think you are? "Grabbing girls in clubs" "Hate to be around that shit" [Verse 2] This second verse is for all my fellow perverts You can check her out but don't make her feel nervous Just be subtle brother, don't make her run for cover Show the ladies no respect - you're a dumb fucker Grabbing chicks mits, tits, arse and thighs When all she did was just pass on by What makes you think that you got the right Just cos she's not got a god damn guy by her side Get out and go home, we don't want you 'round Better get house drained before you get down To this show, you're just a pissed bloke With no manners, mother must have not instilled those But still bro, you try to tell me that the chicks dig it Yeah some might, but it's not your place to pick em' dickhead If she's a superfreak, you'll find out super quick But don't assume she ain't do dumb shit, stupid prick [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm not just trying to get all righteous right now I'm writing this down and knowing how it might sound To some dudes who'll be like "who does he think he is?" Making me think when I'm busy drinking, sick and pissed This isn't woman studies, feminism 101 I haven't come here for a lecture on the wrong I've done It's like the unsaid but understood 5th element Chicks get dissed at every gig for the hell of it Well fuck that and fuck you if you think the same Don't know 'bout you but I like some ladies in the place And uh, your ways are gonna turn em' away Hey, that's the whole damn problem here mate So lose that ego, you're not gods gift to chicks You think she's hot? Well go over and talk some shit But if she's keen, wicked, if she's not, move along It's that fucking simple so c'mon [Chorus] Just be subtle brother