If That Chair Could Talk

Imitation Leather, Pink Naugahyde Two-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand Side Came From Daddy's Pocketknife, That Wasn't My Fault Moved Along With Us Everywhere We Went No Matter Where We Lived It Always Fit In Kinda Like Our Next Of Kin If That Chair Could Talk My Little Brother, Billy, Broke His Left Hand Jumpin' Off The Arm Like Superman With My Grandma's Old Red Afghan Tied Around His Neck Where At Least A Thousand Books Were Read Our Siamese Cat Made It Her Bed It Even Heard An "I Thee Wed" When Sister Married In The Living Room To That Phillips Boy From Just Down The Block If That Chair Could Talk Mama Bought It In A Yard Sale In '65 It Was Daddy's Favorite Chair After He Retired Survived All Of That And A Kitchen Fire Smoke Stains Were Wiped Right Off Where I Spent A Million Hours Talking On The Phone It Was My Favorite Place To Polish My Toes Something Mama Didn't Know If That Chair Could Talk From Leave It To Beaver To The Brady Bunch Chicken Noodle Soup To Captain Crunch Tv Dinners To Sunday Lunch, And Movies Late At Night Brother Tippin' Me Backwards Until I Screamed He'd Get In trouble From Being So Mean And When He Told Mama That He'd Joined The Marines It's Where She Sat Down In Shock The Good, The Bad, It's Seen It All If That Chair Could Talk It Caught My Tears, Meld Me Up When I Felt Bad It Calmed My Fears, It's Good To Keep A Friend Like That It Hid The Ice Cream Money For Hot Summer Days It Listened As I practiced For My High School Play And All The Times It Heard Me Pray When Things Were Going Rough It's Where Bobby Baker Gavy Me My First Kiss Mama Came In And Nearly Had A Fit It Has Footprints Of My Life All Over It We've Been Through A Lot The Good, The Bad, It's Seen It All If That Chair Could Talk Imitation Leather, Pink Naugahyde Two-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand Side